About me

I screamed as soon as I was born

I walked when I was 8 months old

I ate guavas and custard apples right from the tree

I have slept on trees

I have driven an imaginary bus

I have been topper in class

I have come down the slide-a-board a million times

I won my 1st ever prize for rabbit race in Kindergarten

I have had stitches on my knees

I did not shed a tear when I fell

I have cried for losing a pencil

I have forgotten my lunch box a hundred times

I played my first ever cricket match with the leather ball in my fourth grade

I won my 1st ever medal in my sixth grade

I represented my school in Interschool sports

I have forgotten to get my report card signed when I flunked in exams

I have knelt outside my classroom

I have played football with a tennis ball

I played for my village football team when I was fourteen

I missed to score centum in tenth grade mathematics

I did not have a clue of what my favorite subject was

I have flunked in all my subjects

I have bunked school

I tried to run away from home

I have seen miracle happen when twelfth grade results were out

I landed in a college which was too bad for my liking

I was stripped in the name of ragging

I realized how much my football coach trusts me

I have captained the college football team

I have lifted a football shield

I have not attended college for 2 months

I had to prove my lecturer that I was from the same class

I wrote only my name and returned a blank paper for an exam to show my dissent

I have been suspended from college hostel for a week for no reason

I had a fan following

I rejected 14 relationship proposals

I have spoken over the phone for 9 hours on the trout

I was elected as our department association president

I was awarded the best sports man of the year

I have captained the state team

I got a gold ring and bracelet for Mom and Dad with my first salary

I have picked up calls for a living

I have worked 48 hours on the trout

I have led a project team

I have switched jobs

I have spent 20 hours to prepare excel report which was thrown into the dump

I have worked on May Day

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… Now, can someone tell me how to live life!!!!!!!!!!!!!